Okay folks, buckle up because I just witnessed the most unhinged Red Dead Redemption 2 mod ever created, and it's pure chaotic genius. Picture this: Arthur Morgan casually picking up young Jack Marston like a sack of potatoes and hurling him at outlaws and grizzly bears with full ragdoll physics. 😂 Yeah, you heard that right—Jack's become a living, screaming Tomahawk replacement, and I can't stop laughing at how absurdly effective it is. This isn't just a meme; it's a full-blown gameplay overhaul that turns RDR2's gritty realism into a slapstick comedy show. And honestly? After seven years since release, it’s wild how modders keep finding new ways to make this game feel fresh.

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So how does this madness work? Legendary modder Blurbs (seriously, follow this guy) replaced the tomahawk model with little Jack, letting Arthur "equip" him in the throwable weapon slot. But here’s the kicker—Blurbs didn’t just swap models. He added ragdoll mechanics, so Jack tumbles, flops, and faceplants realistically on impact instead of sticking like a knife. Watching him yeet this kid at a charging bear only for Jack to bounce off like a ragdoll soccer ball is peak comedy. It’s stupidly satisfying to clear enemy camps by chucking a child like a grenade. 🤯 The physics are somehow too good—I’ve seen Jack cartwheel through saloon windows and knock out three guys at once. Absolute chaos.

Now, Blurbs is no amateur at this. Dude’s a modding wizard who regularly cooks up Twitch/YouTube fan requests. Remember his Drunk NPCs mod? Where every RDR2 character stumbled around slurring through serious cutscenes? 💀 Or that time he let chat voice Skyrim NPCs via TTS? This throwable-Jack mod is just another Tuesday for him. In the full stream clip (which is pure gold), he also showcased:

  • Horses doing kickflips like skateboards 🐴🛹

  • Corpses exploding like confetti piñatas 💥

  • NPCs kidnapping Arthur mid-mission 👨‍✈️

And yes, he played the entire game with all these mods active. The dedication!

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What blows my mind is how the RDR2 mod scene thrives in 2025. Sure, it’s no Skyrim-level library, but the community’s passion is unreal. We’ve got:

Mod Type Examples Vibes
Immersion Hyper-realistic weather, historically accurate guns 🎯 "I feel like a real cowboy!"
Gameplay Survival overhauls, new missions ✨ "This is RDR3 already!"
Chaos Throwable Jack, drunk NPCs, UFO invasions 👽 "What is my life?"

And with Rockstar laser-focused on GTA 6 and RDR3 still years off? These mods are life support for us die-hard fans. Whether you want to live in the Wild West or turn it into a Looney Tunes episode, someone’s made a mod for it.

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So yeah, circling back—who needs official DLC when modders gift us golden nonsense like throwable children? 🤷‍♂️ This "Tomajack" mod isn’t just funny; it’s a symbol of RDR2’s endless replay value. Seven years later, and we’re still finding ways to make Arthur Morgan yeet kids at bears. If that ain’t gaming culture at its finest, I don’t know what is. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a Jack Marston to reload. Yeehaw!